• The Minion is a fat, tiny cocked porn dude who eats like a pig as he gets to fuck aspiring porn starlets and freaky girls that just want to get down in front of a camera. "The Minion defies description. It must be seen to be understood. Without a doubt one of the most bizarre, yet wonderful sites on the internet. If you're an aspiring porn actress in LA, The Minion is the man you need to talk to in order to get in the biz." they tell us in the tour. Let's check things out.

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• The Minion design is clean and it's very easy to get around the member's area. All of the available episodes are listed down the main members page and over the course of 11 other subsequent pages (from most recent to earliest). For each one, you get a preview picture, a paragraph length description from The Minion, and links to view that scene's videos, pictures and vidcaps.

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• There are currently 59 episodes available, with a new one added once a week. Each episode comes with around 22 minutes of video, around 150 actual digital pictures and 200 or so vidcaps. The videos are offered in Windows Media (.wmv) format and you can either stream them or download them to your hard drive. Each video is offered in 2-minute clips, in 7-minute clips or as a full-length file. There are two quality options (mid-band and broadband). We highly recommend downloading the broadband clips. Specs-wise these weigh in at 640x480 with bitrates from 1160 Kbs to 1600 Kbps and are perfectly viewable at full-screen.

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• The photos that go along with the videos are good quality and come in at a nice, large 800x1200. There are no zip-file type options for download, which is a shame, but otherwise the galleries look very nice. The vidcaps are pretty fair at 720x480 in size and are an okay preview of the scene.

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• As far as subject matter, everything here is hardcore and extremely messy. Expect lots of pussy fucking, sucking, messy food play, deepthroating, anal action, facial cumshots, and even cum swallowing.

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• All in all this is a fun and quite a unique site to check out and if you dig the wet and messy fetish, you'll definitely be pleased with the content here. The cost to join is $34.99/month with other multi-month deals available.

The Minion defies description. It must be seen to be understood. Without a doubt one of the most bizarre, yet wonderful sites on the internet. If you're an aspiring porn actress in LA, The Minion is the man you need to talk to in order to get in the biz.